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《教义大灾难》剧情简介
威廉·斯穆尔瑟神父在休息站准备开始为期一天的独木舟之旅之前,将圣经掉进了马桶,彻底摆脱了所有荣耀的地狱。比利神父(史蒂夫·利特尔饰)是一位性格古怪的年轻神父,因被发现向教众讲述不恰当的寓言而被上级勒令休假。比利找到了他的高中偶像罗比(罗伯特·朗斯特里特饰,曾出演《菠萝快车》和《暗流》),罗比勉强答应了这次独木舟之旅。在水上,两个人回忆起比利在基督教乐队担任键盘手,罗比在金属乐队担任吉他手的日子。当夜幕降临时,他们意识到自己迷路了——事情就开始变得奇怪了。2011 年圣丹斯电影节最受欢迎的电影《教义问答大灾变》以各种形式讲述了故事,这是一个奇异而有趣的故事,它将故事融入故事中,直到圣经、马克吐温和篝火故事之间的界限变得模糊不清。
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